I have literally 4 months off. I have 3 books and another dozen on my Amazon wishlist, yet I’ve only finished one and 2/3 of the way of another. I have Sims but I get bored easy. I have a long long to-do list. Yet, not much have progressed.

What do I do all day?

This is sloth. Yet it is secretly satisfying.

Come on already 2010, what’s taking you so long? I’m ready for a fresh start and new adventures.